‘Twas the night before Christmas, no more chores to befall us
So I looked for new courses from Herman & Wallace!
Continuing education is crucial to me
To expand my skillset and earn PRPC.
The children were all snuggled, not worried or leaky,
Due to Pediatric Incontinence and Dawn Sandalcidi.
Their rooms were filled with toys and nostalgia,
While I was upstairs researching Pudendal Neuralgia.
When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter!
But thanks to Pelvic Floor level 1, I had control of my bladder.
Away to the window, I flew like a flash-a
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Reminded me that there were Sacroiliac Joint Concepts I didn’t know.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But Herman & Wallace instructors from the upcoming year!
There’s Tanner! There’s Horton!
There’s Dugan and Sullivan!
There’s Reale and Abbate
And Cathcart and Futterman!
Some stood on the porch, some stood near the wall.
They teach courses in winter, spring, summer, and fall!
I invited them in without hesitation,
As Kristina Koch told me about Pharmacologic Considerations.
Their faces were friendly, their dispositions so merry!
With Herman & Wallace, learning isn’t as scary.
As we talked at length about the upcoming year,
They let me know I had nothing to fear.
So many courses to choose from! So much useful information!
Or maybe Rehabilitative Ultrasound Imaging
Followed by Coccydynia and Painful Sitting.
Eventually, night turned to morning and they had to depart
But I knew that my career would soon get a jumpstart.
I thanked them and bid them adieu without unction,
For they held important knowledge about pelvic floor dysfunction.
Then I heard them exclaim in the early morning calm,
“For more info, visit Herman Wallace Dot Com!”
Happy Holidays to all of you from Herman & Wallace!